Quote Thread!

[Gifted]

"my gpa wants to listen to my music"
"READ IT DAMMIT"
"he won't leave me alone, I CAN'T"
"TELL HIM YOUR MOM HAS COOKIES
Seriously do it. see what he says"

-Gifteds idea about what to do about Ravens gpa....,
August 11th, 2010

[Dokeshi]

Me and my mom at a restraunt
Me: *puts an entire ciniminon in my mouth... (look em up, IHOP)
Mom: You know that worries me, you like to put big things into your mouth.
Me*nearly chokes and stares at my mom evilly*
Mom: You might choke
Me:*mentally facepalms and tries to continue with my meal.*

[Raven]

((at the mall, Fox and Sum are sharing a cup))
Fox: you're gonna give me herpes!
wait...
Raven: you mean mono?
I certainly HOPE you don't get herpes from Summer!
is it even possible to get herpes from lesbian sex?

[Raven]

August 8th, 2010
Raven: I just hope Jacques Wiegh ((idk on spelling)) isn't in my group tomorrow...
Gma: what's that- a disease?
Raven: *ROFLs* that's a popular kid in my school

[FoxTrott]

Got my hair cut like this. Here's how my dad responded.

Me: So, you like my hair, dad?
Dad: You look like Rachel Maddow. (in the pic)
Me: So you're saying I look like an adult political broadcaster?
Dad: No... You heard she's lesbian, right?
Me: What? Uh-uh!
Dad: Yeah, it's why Fox News hates her... So I'm saying you have a lesbian haircut.
Me: TT^TT

Later, at school, in Geography, with Tyler in a pink shirt...

Me: Sum, do you think I have a lesbian hair cut?
Sum: Well... -looks uncertain-
Me: You do, don't you! -Sum nods- Nyeehhh!
Tyler: What's going on?
Sum: Fox is wondering if she has a lesbian hair cut.
Tyler: -looks at Fox- You do.
Me: You have a gay shirt.
Tyler: Touche.

[Gifted]

"Ninth graders with machine guns?"
"Oh yeah, I found that quote in a book I like. 'Yeah, the phrase ninth graders with machine guns isn't exactly followed by have a nice day,"
"No, it's followed by 'Welcome to Surrey!' *imitates firing a machine gun*"

-My Uncle is such a kid..
August 28th, 2010

[Diz]

(From my friend Danni.)

If you play a Justin Bieber song backwards you hear messages from satin. Even worse if you play it forwards you hear Justin Bieber

[Gifted]

"ooowwww *whimpers*"
-"what's wrong babe?"-
"*counts off things that hurt*
my heel, my toes, my arm, my head, my ear, my leg, AND my tummy.
my heel and my toes because of my shoes
my arm... I don't know why...
my head probably because of my music,"
-"*rubs your tummy gives you foot rub and rubs your head and ears*"-
"my ear cause I have a zit inside it
my leg cause I hit it on something when Sarah picked me up last night
and my tummy cause I drank too much soda and ate too much candy "
"*gives Tylenol* problem solved"

-Gifted: 1 Ravens problems: 0
Sepetmber 11th, 2010
-Crow-

-"WHY WASN'T I INVITED!?"-
"that's why, Die
*Diz"
"omg
no WONDER DIZ IS PHSYCHO!
HER NAMES ONE LETTER AWAY FROM DIE!"
-"YES!
I love my name more,"-

-I'm on a roll today... thanks for the help Raven.
September 11th, 2010
-Diz-

"she delivers post.
Like owls in Harry Potter.
Raven is Hedwig,"
"...
OH
OH OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAPOSIDF;AWJSED
*tackles Rave*
HEDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!
||DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

-Oh wow... I didn't think my comparison to Hedwig to describe a mailwoman would... wow. Just wow, Diz.
September 11th, 2010

[Raven]

Raven: I'm going to have a sleepover for my birthday
Dad: there aren't going to be any guys there, right?
Raven: of course not
Dad: good, cause if there were, I might have to sneak in with my shotgun
(a week later)
Raven: I'm having a sleepover for my birthday
Mitch: maybe I'll have to sneak in with my guitar
Raven: *is getting ideas*
(trying to come up with ideas to avoid getting shot)
Mitch: tell him I'm gay
Raven: and then Fox would be like "hello, Rave's dad, this is Rave's bf.. er, ex-bf"
(a bit later)
Mitch: (acting like he's talking to my dad) hello, Mr. Love, I can see where your daughter gets her beautiful ass
Raven: *facepalm* yeah, saying I have a great ass is SURE to avoid you getting shot

[Diz]

(my English teacher walks into the room and sniffs around for a few seconds.)
Mr.S: Why does my room smell like flowers?
*some girls in the corner try to put away their perfume really quick.*
Mr.s: *points* STOP THAT. I want my room to smell like wood chips and leather....nice and manly.


(In the choir room some girls are playing violin in the next room and we can hear them.)
Mr.B: Gah, my spleen hurts. For some reason the sound of high and off tune violins makes my spleen hurt.........that also happens sometimes when I hear the sopranos sing. You know, at first I didn't know what was there so I went to the doctor and asked what was right there*points under ribs* Turns out, it's your spleen! :DD

[Gifted]

Rhodesia: ...my sister. Oh wait, that's Dylan.
Me: You don't have a sister
Rhodesia: no I meant Dylan
Me: *gets that she meant Dylan looked like a girl*
Jenna: Dylan's having sex with himself!? How would that even work? ~
Me: Jenna, we do NOT need that mentaln image in our heeads!
Jenna and Rhodesia: *laughs*
*After a minute*
Rhodesia: Logan's on the bottom and Dylan's on the top," ~~
Me: *Headwalll*

-September 17th, 2010.
Okay first of all
~= Where the frick did that come from Jenna?
~~= I found out later she was talking about a bunk bed. A BUNK BED, people. *facepalm*


Later... when Rhodesia's in the washroom...

Me: Jenna I don't like you anymore.
Jenna: Why not?
Me: You made Rhodesia perverted.
Jenna: *laughs*
Me: Seriously! We're talking about a girl who doesn't even get a 'thats what she said' joke, so making her perverted must be pretty freaking difficult!

[Raven]

Katara: for my sixteenth birthday, me, you, and Ryan need to get together, but Crow has to come too!
Raven: .....why, dare I ask?
Katara: so we can go on a double date!
Raven: *watches the scene of Katara's Christian bf and my pagan bf being in a room with each other in my head* yeah... *shakes head* I don't want to go to prison for murdering the guy who calls my bf a devil worshiper!

[Gifted]

"Dude, Rillia's disappeared totally...."
"I know, it's weird,"
"On the list of Rachel's posts, it doesn't even mention the ones she made in there,"
"I know I checked,"
"Either Sar's screwing with us, or Diz ate it,"

-Fox and Gifted, October 2nd, 2010

[Rachel]

In Math -

Renee: I'll get the Hulk to bash you.
Ty: I'll get Iron Man.
Britt: I'll get-
Rachel: I'll get Chuck Norris if you guys don't shut up!
All: ...who?

5/10/10

[Raven]

Gma: earlier in work I heard some guy's name and said, "no wonder he's a criminal." then one of the cops told me he wasn't the criminal
Raven: what was his name?
Gma: Assman