Quote Thread!

[Raven]

((Earlier, at the crafts store with my dad))
Raven: PANDAAAAAAAAS! *waves panda stickers in the air*

((a few mins later))
Dad: *talking to two girls* yeah, I get why you would be excited, I mean, it's yarn! there's nothing better than yarn!
Raven: except.... FUZZY YARN! *waves the fuzzy yarn in his face*

[Gifted]

"Diz, you name pigs bacon. Not horses,"
"whyyyyyyy
hore bacon is good,"

-Gifted and Diz, October 9nth, 2010

[FoxTrott]

-random Vocaloid cosplayer walks by with a leek-

Con-goer: Oh my God! You killed a Farfetch'd! They're endangered!

~~~

Me: We need to think of a funny idea for our skit.

Partners: -ponder-
-ponder-
Beat yourself to death with a Coke bottle!

Me: Meh, okay!

-fifteen minutes later, Mello beats himself to death with a coke bottle after Conna from Naruto writes it in the Death Note-

~~~

Cosplayer: Is it in the sink?

Me: ... What?

Cosplayer: The turtle. Is it in the sink?

Me: Um. What?

~~~

Steampunk Person: Eww, what's this doing on the table? -picks up fake heart-

Russia Cosplayer: Oh, that's mine. It comes out sometimes.

~~~

Sonny Strait: Kamehameha, bitches!

~~~

Me: So... tired... can't sleep, con will rape me...

~~~

-Pikachu dies during a con event-

Me: It's super effective!

~~~

Len Cosplayer: I want to yell down the hall where everybody's lined up, "I just lost the game!" Somebody ran after me last time I did that.

Me: I'll totally do it with you.

Len Cosplayer: Sweet. Okay, 3, 2, 1...

Both: I JUST LOST THE GAME. -flees-

[Raven]

((Me and Summer are texting))
Summer: I just walked into my room and it smelled like Tyler
Raven: jc, but what does Tyler even smell like
Summer: idk how to explain... but it calms me
Raven: I'm pretty sure that's the purpose of the smell
To relax you so you don't expect it when he SNEAK ATTACK RAPES YOUUUUUU
Summer: *facepalm* in my own house?
Raven: nooo silly
Summer: well, I haven't been to his house in a while
Raven: he'll wait
Summer: he's not the patient type
Raven: there are witnesses at your house and at school
he'll wait
because he's the sorcerer Tyler
Summer: ...what?
Raven: let's put it this way, you're Aurora, Tyler is the evil witch, and me, Fox, and Amber are the three good fairies except Tyler doesn't want to kill you, he wants to rape you
Summer: I kinda like that idea... just don't tell Tyler
Raven: *headdesk* and his smell is good to everyone except the good fairies.. to us it smells like a mix of BO and old cheese
old GOAT cheese

[Raven]

Raven: I had a great day! me and Fox tried to rape a machine, but it must have been, like, wearing an anti-rape condom, so we had to get what we wanted over-the-counter
oh, and then we walked around her neighborhood like we were les

[FoxTrott]

Fox and some other people: Ichi, ni, san, NINJA!

-everyone jumps back into epic ninja poses-

Tyrus: My leg's vibrating, hold on.

~~~

Me: You suck, dad.

Dad: You suck more.

Me: You suck so much, you're suckier than the suckiest person!

Dad: You suck so much, there's only one person whose daughter you could be--your mother's.
...
I'm sorry, honey.

Mom: I wasn't listening.

[Raven]

Chris: *gives Keely two spare pennies*
Raven: oooh shiny!
Keely: *gives Raven a penny*
Katara: don't pay the evil! it'll just keep coming back!

[Raven]

Katara: Crow's been replaced *points at Raven*
Raven: *rubs a piece of fuzzy cloth along my cheek* mmm~ es fuuuuuuzzyyy~

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Mr. Hislop: *to someone who dressed up as Carrie* we're friends
Carrie: you're still gonna die
Mr. Hislop: surprisingly, that's not the first time a student has said that to me

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We decided that the mystery meat at school was made of substitutes and old teachers

Keely: *bites the meatball sub*
Raven: you just ate Mr. Tedford's abdomen
Keely: eeewww! well, at least we know where he went
Katara: now his mustache is going to crawl up your throat

Well, that's not on his abdomen, but I guess they might have included it, too.

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((Katara is trying to convince me to go to Syracuse High School instead of Clearfield))
Katara: Ryan is going there
you'll end up having every class with him
Keely: and then he'll fall in love with you!
Katara: and you'll fall in love with him!
and get married
and you'll be Mrs. McCutchen
and you'll have 11 children!

I think I'm going to Syracuse

[Diz]

(while I was watching TV with my dad, one of those birth control commercials came on.)

Me: *sigh* No periods, that sounds nice.
Dad: It is.

[Gifted]

((In Socials class, talking about the Duke of Bukingham. Socials is reeeeeeeally loud))
Me: technically he wasn't assasinated. The Duke of Bckingham,"
Tyler: The Duke is f*cking him?"
ME; No, DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM
Tyler: I know, I was just messing with you.

((Later))

Me: *mentions Duke of Buckingham again*
Tyler: "The Duke likes f*cking ham?"

-me and my friend, awhile back. Sometime in October XD

[Sparrow]

Mom from kitchen: *name* are you okay?
Me: *Eagle screech*
Mom: Okay good.
Dad from farthest back room: What the heck was that?
((This is how we communicate. ^.^’))

-

Mom: *drops a greenbean in the sink while draining them*
Me: BOOOOO! Boooo!
Mom: XD
((Ever since that day we have been boooing things randomly.))

-

Dad: Are you talking to old guys on Facebook!
Me: o.o No... I’m not on Facebook... X3
Dad: o.o
Me: Oh, and I’m not talking to old guys.
Dad: .... Good. *backs out of room*

-

Me: *wondering where my socks, shoes and bath plug went* *searches room*
After several minuets I found everything under the bed.
Me: Miss Stink stop stealing my stuffs you.
Miss Stink: dook dook.

((Miss Stick is my ferret, and she still steals everything. ^^))

-

Me: *On phone with friend* I have to clean the fairy house.
Friend: ... Are you seeing things? ....again?
Me: What?
((Fairy was the name of my ferret until I decided to name her Little Miss Stink.))

[Rachel]

Jacob: Are you eating just a bun?
Zane: Yeah... so?
Everyone else: *noms burgers*
Jacob: Is that because you're special?
Zane: Yeah, whatever.
Jacob: Well, you must be special, because everyone else is looking at you and you're the only person looking at me.
Rachel: I'm looking at you.
Jacob: Oh...
Rachel: We can be special together! : D
Zane: I think he means I'm gay.

8th November, 2010
Me and my friends eating dinner on camp... x3

At UnderWater World
Rachel: Did you ever notice that this place smells like sushi...?
Angus: Yeah...
Zane: Did you ever notice that there's water here?
Rachel: What?! No!
Angus: Did you ever notice that there's fish here?
...
No, seriously, I only just noticed.

8th November 2010
On the way out of UnderWater World. UnderWater World is pretty much a massive aquarium with a whole heap of fish and stuff.

[FoxTrott]

Tyler comes to school wearing a kilt for a Geography presentation.

Me: -explodes laughing-

During class:

Brad: -points and laughs-

While talking to him:

Brad: One, two, three.
Brad and I: -points and laughs-

Lunch:

Random Kid: I LIKE YOUR SKIRT.
Everyone: -stares at Tyler-

The next day, he is wearing a pink shirt.

Me: You wore a skirt yesterday, and a pink shirt today. Is there something you need to tell me, Tyler?

The entire day:

Me: -insults Tyler's lack of manhood-

[FoxTrott]

Mom: You wont have babies with me?

Dad: Nope.

Mom: You jerk! You're horrible!

Video Game: -suggestive moans, groans-

Me: (thinks) My parents are having digital sex while I'm in the same room... they really don't care about my psyche, do they...

[FoxTrott]

At lunch, we're playing pictionary.

Kid: -draws a vaguely boot like shape-

Me: Boot!

Student Officer: Go on! What kind of person wears a boot?

Me: -stares at officer- Hooker.

Officer: -stares back- . . . -turns away-