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Post by Raven on Jul 14, 2010 18:26:47 GMT -5
Fox: why do you suck on it? Raven: cause it's salty Fox: ewwww Raven: it's good! Fox: nuts shouldn't be sucked on... Raven: *continues sucking on the peanut shell*
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wtf this looks so vanilla now :(
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Post by Gifted on Jul 16, 2010 14:58:13 GMT -5
S"*posts picture of a butterfly"S G"FLUTTERBY!"G R"BUTTERFLY!" K"EVIL!"K -Katara wins July 16th, 2010 S= sar G=Gifted R=Raven K=Katara
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Post by Raven on Jul 16, 2010 23:52:59 GMT -5
Raven: CROW??? ARE YOU THERE? I figured out what the other song I thought of for Alexa and Crow was!!!! I Hate You by Dick Puppies WOAH *Sick
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wtf this looks so vanilla now :(
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Post by Gifted on Jul 18, 2010 19:14:38 GMT -5
"rawr it's a clean Crow with wet hair" "OMG WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CROW?" "I said clean...that didn't mean my head," "oh okay then. Hi crow," -Gifted and Crow, July 18th, 2010
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Post by FoxTrott on Jul 19, 2010 16:51:04 GMT -5
-at a gaming convention-
Fox: Wow, look at those costumes... -points behind curtain where cosplayers are gathering- Random Friend: They probably have no lives... I would never come to one of these things dressed up. Fox: Yeah, I was going to come as a hunter from Left 4--oh. Yeah.
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Post by Raven on Jul 21, 2010 0:00:17 GMT -5
Fox: (texting Raven) if men get nintendo condoms, I want nintendo tampons!
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Post by Raven on Jul 21, 2010 0:09:32 GMT -5
Crow: A DIZ! Raven: oh XD I thought he said AIDS!
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Post by Raven on Jul 21, 2010 1:26:29 GMT -5
Raven: necrophelia is for desperate men who miss their dead lover (sounds like Crow after Raven's dead)
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wtf this looks so vanilla now :(
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Post by Gifted on Jul 21, 2010 16:55:44 GMT -5
So far I have incinerated one store, all the dolls in the world, a tree that devours stuff, and a helicopter. Crow has avoided being devoured by Sharks, Wolves, random monkeys that grow scary-ass claws, and snakes, and has ridden a purpoise away from a radioactive island... and we started with him saying "I got into the sugar..." -July 21st, 2010
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Post by Raven on Jul 26, 2010 0:39:22 GMT -5
((at the breakfast for my Uncle's wedding, we're introducing ourselves to everyone)) Dad: *stands up* well, I'm Andrew, David(the groom)'s favorite brother ((2 mins later)) Dad: *at another table, stands up* well, I'm Andrew, and I don't know what that other guy over there *waves at where he had been sitting* was saying, but I am David's favorite brother ((2 mins later, at the head table)) Dad: *is at the head table, stands up* well, I'm David's real favorite brother, Andrew, and this is my brother, I don't think anyone here knows him, David
((at the reception party)) Raven: *goes up to the non-alcoholic bar* can I get some more rum? Bartender: wrong night for that ((five minutes later)) Raven: (to my cousin) hey, Lyss, go up to the bar and ask for some whiskey Alyssa's Dad: alcohol is bad, Raven!
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Post by Raven on Jul 27, 2010 21:46:21 GMT -5
Sar: so what were we talking about? Raven: raaaaape muuuurder
((ahh~ only the best times do I break into song...))
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Post by Raven on Jul 28, 2010 2:03:41 GMT -5
fwd Crow: *jumps on top of Diz* Diz: GAH *is humped on* OH GOSH NO *JUMPED JUMPED ON
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Post by Raven on Jul 29, 2010 14:44:15 GMT -5
Sis: this has one gal Raven: THERE'S A GIRL IN IT?! well, I'm never drinking milk again
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wtf this looks so vanilla now :(
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Post by Gifted on Aug 4, 2010 0:43:03 GMT -5
When we were talking with our Sinful characters Envy: *sits and pouts, anyone who comes withing 10 yards gets decapatated* Wrath: *throws plants at Envy to make salsa* Envy: *the pants get made into salsa* Greed: Pants? Envy: *plants Crowborn: PANT SALSA WHOOT! *takes off my pants and throws them at ENvy* Envy: *makes pants salsa* Crowborn: ...I'm in my underwear now..." -August 3rd, 2010
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Post by Raven on Aug 11, 2010 22:51:22 GMT -5
((At Lagoon with my mom's friends, Andy and Matt)) Andy: oh! Matt you need to come on the ball crusher with us! ((we all proceed to the Samurai)) Andy: *reading a sign* prepare physically and mentally, this ride is a test of physical endurance and courage.... that's because you get your balls crushed *imitating announcer guy who tells you the rules of the ride* guys, prepare to have your balls crushed very painfully, girls, sit back and enjoy the ride!
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