Quote Thread!

[FoxTrott]

Awesome things said in the chat box, or elsewhere.

GO GO GO

EDIT: For some sort of structure, please say who said the quote, when they said it, and any other information you think may be necessary, such as context.

Who's the best source of funny-ness on SE?

Fox! (2 votes, 25%)
Raven! (1 vote, 12.5%)
Crow! (3 votes, 37.5%)
Diz! (2 votes, 25%)

[Gifted]

"shut up raven, Im not the one making out with crow in the closet"

-Gifted, April 3rd, 2010

"*rolls eyes* at least I'm not afaid of love. that would be sad. being afraid of my last name,"

-Raven, April 3rd, 2010

"I think there's some way to get around IP bans,"
"yeah. USE ANOTHER COMPUTER. Duh!"

-Gifted replying to Fox, April 3rd, 2010

"Crow..."
"*head turns upside down and turns around* Yesssss?"
"why is it that whenever I threaten to throw my shoe at someone, THEY STEAL IT? "
"because Rachel. you fail at throwing shoes,"
+"*steals shoe*"+
" -.-"

-Rachel and Crow, April 3rd, 2010
+Raven+

"*takes out machine gun* DIE SHOES!"

-Gifted being attacked by Crow's left shoes, April 3rd, 2010

[Dokeshi]

Crowborn: What are you a grammar Nazi?
Ravenxisxhere: yes
Rachelfailsatnames: *glomps Grammar Nazi*
Crowborn: MY NAZI!
Crowborn: *shoe wall blocks Rachel*
Rachelfailsatnames: Apparantly you belong to me... *smirks at Crow*
Rachelfailsatnames: Because juuuuu called me Hitler.
Crowborn: I WILL NOT LET ANYONE TAKE MY RAVEN_CHAN AWAY*~
Crowborn: SUPER JEWS ATTACK HITLER RACHEL

"what record?"
"*glad he didn't actually see the real thing*"
"oh well I gues it's my job to keep you from being cought"
"....I mean out of trouble...yea"
Me and Raven-chan being silly
April-3-2010 approx 11 pm(PST) a memorable night

[Gifted]

"I don't think there's such a thing as on topic, let alone off topic, here,"

-Fox, April 4th, 2010

"I don't like how my Korn channel keeps bringing up Rap.
Retards
Attempting
Poetry"

-Crow, April 4th, 2010

"Leave this like a Yaoi Rachel man on man,"

-Crow, April 4th, 2010

"You can see inside my neighbours computer room when she has her light on at night. Her like 18 year old son was in there. I could tottaly stalk him if I wanted too. "
"
I would."
"*facepalm*"

-Gifted, Rachel and Pn, April 4th, 2010

[Raven]

4/4/2010

~

8:00(PST)

Raven: *steals Rachel's shoes*
Rachel: I'M NOT WEARING ANY!
Raven: *steals socks*
Rachel: I haz plenty. ^.^
Crow: *steals feet*
Rachel: I haz plenty of doz too!

~~~

Crow: O.o Raven-chan is violent she hits everyone but me
Raven: I hit you...
Raven: hit ON you =P

[FoxTrott]

Raven: oh, you weren't here last night when I decided Three Days Grace is one of my fave bands
Fox: That I wasn't
Raven: contractor Alexa's (she's different from the Alexa you know) theme song is I Hate Everything About You by Three Gays Grace
. . .
Fox: Awesomest theme song and awesomest typo ever
Raven: agreed

-Monday, April 5th


Raven: Kira isn't supposed to be likeable
Fox: Then why do so many people like Light? . . .
Raven: because people like unlikable people

-Monday, April 5th

[Rachel]

Diz: hmmm, I wonder what happned to my viking children
I think the 2nd one fell of a cliff......the 3rd one was eaten by something
can't rember where or what happned to meh 1st, 4th, and 5th
Raven: do they happen to have names?
Diz: at one point
but I forgot
I liked them
well, except number 3
he tried to kill me once
with a fork
...that child..........*facepalm*
he took to much affter me
- Monday, April 5

Crow: Then I'm too lazy for sex =P
Diz: I'm never too tired!
....wait
I didn't mean
*facepalm*
- Monday, April 5

[Gifted]

"dont cheat on your bf raven"
"I am SO not going there
we're just friends hugging each other
innocently
=P"
|"In a totally non-homosexual way"|
"Exactly!"

-Raven getting all defensive at Gifteds comment. Hmm......
April 6th, 2010
|Fox|

"Kennedy's grandpa just called crows evil dead Indians,"
"now we know what you REALLY are crow."

-Raven and Diz making fun of Crow, April 6th, 2010

"Crawling keeps on playing on pandora maybe it's trying to tell me it's my theme song or somehing,"
"I thought that was "I'm a Creep",
XP"

-Raven is so mean to her boyfriend.. D:
April 6th, 2010

"*feels like bringing some faries back to life*
I do believe in faries, I do!
well, not really, but....."

-Well they aren't coming back to life if you say that Diz....
April 6th, 2010

[Raven]

4/6/2010

~

Unknown time

((me and Crow texting))
Crow: *picks you up sinning you around*
Raven: XD your typo made "spinning" "sinning"
Crow: =P maybe it wasn't a typo
Raven: *face/palm*

[Gifted]

"OO
A figure eight,"
|"Infinity!"
"Yep!
OO"
"OO x Chuck Norris! I win!"

-Fox pwning Raven, April 7th, 2010
|Gifted|

"and I see Ditz was being herself while I was gone,"

-Gifted, April 7th, 2010

[Raven]

4/7/2010

~

5:00 PM MST

(Fox is mad cuz her dragons won't breed)
Raven: Fox are you going to reply?
Fox: YESSS!!! THEY HAD SEX |D
Raven: for a sec I thought you were talking about Kat and Rhyme and I was like "WHAT?!"

[Gifted]

"You know what I found out this week?"
"You're pregnant?"
"...not yet"
|"*face/keyboard*|
"wait a few more years,"

-Sar and Fox ....Um... no comment
April 10th, 2010

"Melissa learned how to make a cheese sauce from scratch yesterday,"
"I can make cheese sauce. Put a block of cheese in microwave,"

-Sar and Crow, April 10th, 2010

"Melissa "Sar" Sue Shinigami"
"why are you sueing shinigami's? can you sue them do they even have money?"
|"Sue them for APPLES!"|
"...Sue is my middle name Jonathan,"
"You wanna get that out of his belly? Have fun with that,"

-Crow gets pwned by sar and then Rachel gets pwned by Crow. Good times...
April 10th, 2010
|Rachel|

"D Gay Man, Three Gays Grace, Code Gay-ass... Good thing we're not homophobic,"

-Fox, April 10th, 2010

"OH CRAP I JUST GAVE RACHEL AIDS!
don't worry ur safe
I don't have blood *pulls out hair dryer and melts sicle*
FAIL
I mean I don't have AIDS,"

-Crow, April 10th, 2010

s"Have the urge for this to be my next reply:
Sar said "Screw it,' and left the cheese sauce to burn. Cook your own damn food Jonathan!"s
c"Screw your rules I have money! *goes to Mcdonalds*"c
g"no you dont, *swipes money* Stealing makes everything better!"g
s"Screw your meals. Oh wait you can't because I'M COOKING THEM!" s
f"I already screwed the cutlery,"f
c"*steals Gifted's car*"c
g"Jerk!"g
c"Yup!"c
s" SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES!"s
c"*drives away*"c
s"*calls cops for car theft*"s
g"Sar wins"g
c"*acts like he's playing Grand theft auto with Gifted's car*"c
g"*sits there smugly as crow gets arrested cuz hhe sucks @ GTA*"g
c"*drives Gifted's car off a cliff**jumps out*I don't need to be good at it I haz cheat codes*uses jetpack and flies away*"c
g"You can't hack life"g
f"You can hack GTA though"f
g"true"g
c"*wakes up on couch* wtf kind of dream was that?"c

-April 10th, 2010
g= Gifted
s= Sar
f= Fox
c= Crow

[FoxTrott]

"Raven-chan hurry up and pedophile yourself =P" -- Crow, April 12th

"I love hot glue. It's like liquid sewing." -- My sewing teacher, April 12th

[Gifted]

"9. Gifted just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?" Put her remains in a jar and put up a sign saying 'Here lies Gifted, the one who kept us from doing this to anyone else'"

-Fox, April 17th, 2010

[Sar]

((This is a conversation at my house))

Sean: Have you made Gifted a mod yet?
Sar: No not yet
Our mom: WHO IS GIFTEDAMOD! It sounds like a Muslim!

((*facepalm*))