((xlilcurlyqx)) OneXone moved: "Tales of Trite"

[Sparrow]

It's okay. How are you?



The spray of bullets was still flying towards Thatoneguy in slow motion. He remained glued in place, dumbstruck to even the simple idea of stepping aside. Thatcowboy looks down at the gun as it continues to fire its snail speed bullets.
“Really?” he says annoyed and looks to the sky.
The clouds are in a formation that resembles a emocon of ‘’.
The cue card holder looks back noticeing both of the mains, despite his advice, were still in camera shot. He facepalms in response.
“Get out of camera view!” he calls to them once again.
A butterfly flutters on a calm breeze and lands gently on one of the slow coming bullets.

[xlilcurlyqx]

I'm so glad you didn't give up on me! Thankfully school will be over soon and then I will be able to relax and I'll have more free time. How are you??

Finally turning in the correct direction whatsername screams again.
"Noooooo!" she begins screaming and holds the 'o' as the bullets fly.
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" she continues as the bullets are flying slowly.
Her face starts turning red from the effort of holding that note for so long.
"ooo...ooo..." *deep breath* "oooo!"
She soon realizes that the bullets have not even come close to Thatoneguy.
"damn that was a waste of my time. Stupid dramatic scene, I'm looking at the clouds again."
It is then that she notices the emocon in the sky.
"ooooh so pretty!" she claps "I do love faces in the sky."

[Sparrow]

Thats good. Free time FTW. I'm good, trying to decide where and what to work as. I'm thinking lab work.

The bullets continues at slow motion, the butterfly flaps it’s wings gently ridding along with the bullet.
Thatcowboyguy glares annoyed at the bullets then glares to the sky.
“Can I get a reality check? Please?!”
The emocon changes to ‘ D:’ then changes to a “>D”.
Thatcowboyguy swallows nervously.
“That can’t be good...”
The music abruptly stops. The butterfly takes off in a frenzied panic.
The cue card holder throws cue card to block the suddenly rushing bullets. They pink off of the cards. All is silent. Deathly silent. Thatcowboyguy stays still listening for anything out of the ordinary. Besides a Dr. Risk pitch in the background nothing is heard.

[xlilcurlyqx]

wow lab work sounds pretty cool. Summer job? part-time? haha

whatshername sighs and checks her watch.
"Seriously man this is taking forever, I've got things to do today."
She then realizes that she is out of character and quickly switches back to her old self.
"I mean...there is a roast waiting for me to..er...roast?" she giggles.
"yes a roast to roast!"
She hears the music stop and she snaps back to reality.
"Finally..." she mutters before she begins screaming. "Nooooo thatoneguy you can't die you are the main character!"

[Sparrow]

(I'm watching my niece right now so I'm finding it hard to think up something funny. X3 I'll reply if she takes a nap though. I just wanted to post that I'm almost done with my writing class, and the last assignment is 'writ an 8,000 word book or the first few chapters' and was wondering if you wouldn't mind submitting this. I'd credit you of course like we talked about last year.)
(( Edit -saw you're question- : No, a full time job, but I need to go to college first. x.x I'm hoping I can anyway. In the mean time I'm going to try and snag a job at a fish hatchery, if not that sell art. >> I live in a 'Artist' town. It's funny really. X3))

[Sparrow]

Thatoneguy snaps out of his stupefied daze.
“I am? Wait... Your right I am. You know what that means?”
The cue card holder looks over to him and hesitantly asks,
“What?”
Thatoneguy stands tall,
“That means I’m invincible. What’s the worst that could happen?” he says.
Quickly he turns and leaves the safety of the cue card barrier. He points at Thatcowboyguy, who is still staring at the sky in unease.
“Hey! Cowboy. Since I’m a main character nothing bad can ever happen to me. So ha!”
Thatcowboyguy looks down and over to Thatoneguy, who is taunting him with a ‘you can’t get me’ dance.
He glares at this dance and pulls the trigger of the six-shooter pistol that just appeared in his hands. Thatoneguy jumps back and snaps his hand over his right arm. He checks under his hand and quickly covers again.
“Dude you shot me!” he says panicked.
Thatcowboy guy looks taken aback,
“What seriously?”
“Yeah man, look.”
Thatoneguy shows the wound to Thatcowboyguy. Thatcowboyguy turns slightly pale.
“Oh crud, I’m sorry.” he replies panicky.
He looks to the cue card holder,
“How did this happen?”
The cue card holder takes a moment to ponder.
“Well, mains can get injured, just not horrifically so. Instead of death they go into comas until they renew contracts or get written off. However I believe this was caused by your reality check.”
A video clip plays back the scene of Thatcowboyguy’s request for a reality check.
Thatoneguy keeps his hand over the injury, practically ignoring it to hear the explanation.

[xlilcurlyqx]

((yeah yeah of course you can use this stuff! you really don't even have to credit me all that much...most of the stuff I came up with wasn't all that great anyways. I'm not any kind of professional writer (or any kind of writer for that matter) so I'm not anal about people "using my work" haha. Oh wow that sounds pretty cool actually, you are an artist?? ))

[xlilcurlyqx]

whatshername watched silently as thatoneguy jumped out of the barrier.
"hah, you got owned thatcowboyguy he is the main character." she scoffed.
She also began doing her own little victory dance
"I am the lead female role- so that makes me even better than invincible."
She put her hands on her hips and stuck her chin in the air.
"As the female lead I serve the double purpose of supporting the invincible main character AND being a beautiful and intelligent role model for women everywhere."
She stood like that for a few moments before realizing that noone was listening to her.
"You guys suck..." she mumbled before she crossed her arms and began to pout.
Whatshername finally became bored with her own pouting and wondered on over to where the action was.
"so..uh...what did I miss?" she asked the cue card holder sheepishly.

[Sparrow]

The cheers of the ecstatic female fans everywhere was nearly audible.
The Cue card holder looks to Whatshername,
“Thatoneguy got shot.” He says simply, pointing to Thatoneguy.
Thatoneguy was still ignoring his injury, however his reason now was to watch a Dr.Risk ad towed across the sky by a small aircraft. Thatcowboyguy looks the gun over before emptying the rounds out to avoid a miss fire. The cue card holder drops the barrier.

[Sparrow]

(I love the stuff you've wrote, and I am going to credit you. I'm not a famous artist if that's what your asking. X3 But I do make a lot of art. Drawings, paintings, sculpting, plushies, jewelry, and I hope to make cupcakes and hats to sell also. :3 )

[xlilcurlyqx]

(WOW I'm sorry again I seriously just get so distracted that I forget all about this. I'm a horrible partner I know. I really hope your project went well and you got a great grade on it. Wow you sound really creative and I bet the stuff you do looks great. What kind of hats do you want to sell? haha)

[xlilcurlyqx]

whatshername gasps dramitcally as she notices thatoneguy's bullet wound.
"Oh my I can't believe Thatcowboyguy shot him! Now what will happen?"
whatshername is once again distracted mid-dramatic gesture- this time by the Dr. Risk ad in the sky.
"I am pretty thirsty..." Whatshername turned to a random technical guy off to the side.
"Drink. now." she commanded.
"It better not be diet!" She called after thatrandomtechnicalguy as he hurried to get her drink.
Meanwhile the cue card holder drops the barrier and the scene continues because once again nobody is paying whatshername very much attention.

[Sparrow]

(Gha! I forgot to leave a I'm moving message here?! D: Sorry. I'm back now. *plans a post*)