((xlilcurlyqx)) OneXone moved: "Tales of Trite"

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whatshername glances to the sky and also sees the word.
"I wonder where this scene will lead, I really think I need some mead." whatshername whispered to thatoneguy.
Suddenly the cowboy jumps out in front of them. Whatshername watches him and scoffs.
"A good thief you must not be, don't you point that gun at me!"
She glances towards the sky to see if she should still be rhyming and misses the cowboy's mistake.
"a hold-up you say? Oh wow, what a day!"
rolling her eyes at the own lame rhyme, she leans toward thatoneguy, "now what?" she hissed in his ear.

[Sparrow]

A clap of thunder is heard, causeing Thatoneguy to jump slightly.
“Oh right rhyming.”
He looks to Whatshername,
“I no not, this case is distraught.”
He looks to the cowboy.
“We have not anything for you to steal”
The cowboy tilts his head,
“Why are you two rhyming?”
Thatoneguy points to the sky.
The cowboy looks up and sees the writing.
He nervously looks back to the two.
“Oh I see... Rhyming is key...” he says after a moment.
The he whispers lowly to avoid the director’s ears,
“My name is Theguythatsapparentlyacowboy, you can just call me thatcowboyguy.”

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whatshername nods her head in acknowledgement.
"well thatcowboy guy, what do you want from me and thatoneguy?"
She looks to the sky and sees the writing still there.
Rolling her eyes and shaking her head she mutters something about stupid directors and their stupid lines with stupid rhymes.
"We have not anything to boast, In fact I do not even have my roast!"
Whatshername takes a second to reflect on their past journey as sad music plays and a montage of the roast flickers over the screen.
"OK back to the present...er...is there any reason you were sent?"
Whatshername cringed at that horrible rhyme, but only a low rumble was heard from the sky so she figured it worked...

[Sparrow]

“Here to steal, your... I can’t do this! I stink at rhymes!” Thatcowboyguy shouts at the sky nervously.
Loud rapid claps of thunder are heard, as if building up.
“Oh no you don’t! I’m the second cousin of Thestudieopresident!” he quickly adds on.
The thunder immediately stops.
Thatoneguy looks shocked at this outcome.
“You shut Mrdirector up...”
“I guess I did.”
Thatcowboy guy looks dramatically to the horizon.

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whatshername nods appreciatively at thatcowboy guy.
"Nice work with the director...I appreciate not having to rhyme anymore.. it was lame"
Looking at the horizon she tries to make out what is so special.
"I don't get it, why are we staring at the horizon?"
she stares harder hoping to see something.
"is it that bunny over there? the bird? and what do you want from us anyway?"
she asks thatcowboyguy now that the director has been momentarily silenced.

[Sparrow]

“No, I’m just trying to see my cue card”
Thatcoyboyguy looks to the two.
“There is something you must know, you have to overthrow Mrdirector.”
Thatoneguy almost falls of the horse.
“You want us to what?”
“Mrdirector has gone mad with power.”
Thatcowboyguy says quickly.

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"how are we supposed to overthrow mrdirector?!" whatshername yells dramatically.
Her horse turns and looks at her, the screen then starts to fade white leaving only whatsername and her horse. The horse turns and gives her the "you-really-shouldn't-be-yelling-about-overthrowing-the-director-when-he-could-be-listening-in" look.
"ah so true horsey, so true. I shall whisper from now on" she whispers. The horse givers her another look, one that says "my-name-isn't-horsey-its-george."
"I'm sorry george, I won't yell our mutinous plans anymore, or call you horsey." the horse then nods its approval and the scene fades back to the present.
"ok well how do you plan on youknowwhat'ing mr. youknowwho??" she asks thatcowboyguy in a whisper.

[Sparrow]

“You must go on a perilous journey.” Thatcowboyguy says lowly.
“Of course....” Thatoneguy sighs and looks downcast to the ground.
Thatcowboyguy glares at Thatoneguy,
“Dude move your head I can’t see my cue card.”
“Oh sorry.” Thatoneguy quickly moves his head.
The cue card holder is seen, he looks side to side.
“Shush, I’m not here.” he says quickly.

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"what is this perilous journey we have to go on?" whatshername asked curiously.
"we are already ON a journey, and I have a roast in the oven so we mustn't be too long." she looks sadly at the ground as she remembers her poor roast.
She suddenly notices the cue card holder and points at him. "who is HE?!" she says loudly, drawing as much attention to the cue card holder as possible.

[Sparrow]

The cue card holder panics and jumps back,
“I-I-I-I’m No one, I’m just an unseen cast member, that’s all.” he says quickly.
“He will help you along your journey...” Thatcowboyguy says insightfully.
“W-w-w-What!? Don’t lump me into this!” Cue card holder says panicked.
“Where do we go?” Thatoneguy asks.
“To the end of the film reel...” Thatcowboyguy says.

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"Well thats real helpful" whatshername replies sarcasticly.
Suddenly she stops and remembers that she is supposed to be in character and backtracks.
"I..uh..mean..oh wow to the end of the film reel that sounds so magical!"
She looks at the cue card holder and points-once again singling him out.
"will you be making this journey with us oh great knower of lines??"

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The cue card holder looks downcast and shrugs,
“Well, t-to tell you the truth... I’ve been following you two since this quest began...” he says shyly.
The screen fades and show several screen shots of Whatshername and Thatoneguy with the cue card holder in the background of each shot, apparently failing to dodge out of frame.
The screen fades back to normalcy,
“W-what was that?” The cue card holder asks confused.
“Ahh, see, you’ve had a flash back sequence. You are now an official character.” Thatcowboyguy says insightfully.
“Well then, welcome to the team. You better not be evil.” Thatoneguy says, hopping off the horse; He shakes the cue card holder's hand, the cue card holder still looks confused.
“Wait..."
The seen darkens, giving an overcastted sinister appeal.
"...You didn’t have a flash back.” Thatoneguy says, turning to Thatcowboyguy in suspicion.
“Yeah, well neither did Thecoffeestoreguy, or Thevanthiefguy.” Thatcowboyguy retorts.

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"Welcome to the team!"
whatshername jumps off her horse and hugs the cue card holder.
"I'm so glad that you will be joining us on our quest to....er..."
whatshername stops and scratches her head.
"I sorta forgot what our quest is now that we've gotten so off track..." she mutters.
Suddenly her face brightens and she claps her hands.
"oh well, as long as we are together!"
As the scene darkens whatshername lets out a shrill scream.
"they were both evil though!!"

[Sparrow]

The cue card holder is taken by surprise by the sudden hug.
“What?.... How was Thecoffeestoreguy evil?” Thatcowboyguy asks.
The cue card holder puts his hands out in front of himself, past cue cards and video clips appear.
“Lets s-see.” he says grabbing a cue card from the bunch.
He reads it off,
“Thecoffeestoreguy Hyphen mark, Lead the two heroes to the horse stall. Force them in. Standby for mauling while snickering evilly to yourself.”
“That sounds evil to me...” Thatoneguy says, confused by the cue card holders apparent powers.
Thatcowboyguy leans back from shock, he leans too quickly and falls, the scene cuts to show him standing again.
“Say whuuut?” he says.
He tilts his head,
“Well I recon that means I’m a villain. But how can we be sure?” he asks.
The cue card holder flips through some cards while Thatoneguy replies,
“Well, I don’t think it’s a matter of fate. I think it’s a matter of the choices you make tha-” he is interrupted by the cue card hold shouting,
“Eureka!”
He holds up a cue card and points to it,
“Theguythatsapparentlyacowboy hyphen mark villain class hyphen mark, Attempt to kill off the two heroes and sidekick.”
“.... Well then” Thatcowboyguy says, the scene grows darker, a light below casts a sinister light. The music grows more foreboding.
“I guess I don’t have a choice in the matter.” he says, a tommy-gun suddenly appears in his hands.
The cue card holder ducks out of camera view,
“If the camera isn’t on you can’t get shot. Mains can’t anyway.”
Thatoneguy freezes not knowing what to do and the tommy-gun goes off in slow motion.

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I am soooo sorry! I completely lost this link and then forgot about it for like ever...I hope you don't hate me! I really didn't mean to lose the rp like that...I'm sorry again!


whatshername nods her head as if she understands what is going on.
In all honestly she is compeltely confused about what is going on.
"You are magical..." she tells the cue card holder with awe in her voice,
"I'm so glad you are on our side now!"
She watches as the cue card holder goes back through the slides and announces thatcoffeestoreguy is evil. "Oh of course," she says thoughtfully
"we should have known all along he was bad. He didn't even have a roast for us! Thats never a good sign..."
Lost in her own thoughts about coffestoreguys and roasts she fails to notice the approaching showdown between thatcowboyguy and thatoneguy.
She conveniently shifts off the screen and is only brought back to the present by the sound of a gunshot.
"Oh my god whats happening!" she screams as she comes back into view of the camera.