Be happy...... Or else.

[Sparrow]

“The city of Contrary is a wonderfully happy place. Never mind it’s name. As long as we people at H.A.P.P.Y are here we will ensure a proper setting. Our social workers will clean shop. Remember, to be proper is to be happy. To be happy, one must be proper. ~ This advertisement brought to you by H.A.P.P.Y, Making the world a proper place, one city at a time.”

H.A.P.P.Y
Help
Achieve
Proper
Planet
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The most delusional corporation in today’s world. Seeking rapid ‘properfication’ on a global scale. What is proper? In their minds it’s simple. Wake up, go to work, go home, go to bed, repeat without complain. Every single day of your life. They start small when turning a new city, starting with the homeless. Using their strange and advanced weapons. They have come to Contrary just recently and have just finished setting up a headquarters. Now was the time to collect. To add ‘employees’ to their office work camps. Little known to them, a recent flow of hazardous nearly nuclear waste was dumped into an unused water supply to be boiled off. The boil caused heavy rain. Only the homeless who couldn’t find shelter were left out in this chemical laced rain. It would have caused nothing, if it didn't rain constantly for several days. This rain caused bizarre changes, powers, and the like. Now with H.A.P.P.Y social workers on the hunt for them, with their new found powers the homeless stand a chance. Will Contrary be another city to fall under H.A.P.P.Y control? Or will the homeless save the day and maybe even the world. .... Yeah, probably just the day.

Note: This is meant to be ridiculous.

Homeless: No GM powers. Ridiculous powers preferred. Any age. Any background.

H.A.P.P.Y social worker/agent: No powers. Super advanced weapons allowed, though their goal is to capture not kill. Must always be smiling, if found not smiling they will be sent for ‘readjustment’. Dress like standard government agents the exception being they wear bowties. Rank is determined by amount of workers they bring in. Must keep a calm tempered voice at all times, again if found not doing so they will be sent for ‘readjustment’.

‘Readjustment’ – No one save for the boss of the HQ knows. Others only know, when you go there you come back different.

[Doom]

Tyler sat in the alleyway, twitching with pain. His skin was still singed from the heavy rain, and he was beginning to feel more and more powerful. He looked over at his dog, Cupcakes, a simple Scottish Terrier, and stood up. He looked at the heap of newspaper once more, and prepared to fire at it. He raised his palm, and a foul smelling liquid spewed from the center, coating the trash. Cupcakes dashed at the trash, going berserk, tearing it to shreds with unreal fury. Tyler smirked, pleased the Dog Hate liquid was becoming so potent.