Pester James

[Gifted]

WELL YOU'R NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO I AM WHEN I SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE MAKING SURE I'M INVISIBLE!*rage*
*chucks a knife at James, it narrowly misses*

[Doom]

*Doom walks along, wearing body armor and holding Eris on a child leash*

"Come along, little Eris..." She pouted and refused to keep walking. "Eris.....come on! Eris!" He reached down and touched her shoulder, and, with a hiss, grabbed his wrist and threw him forward. Guess who was unlucky enough to be in his path....

[Sparrow]

James: Throwing a knife at me is pointless Gifted. Plus I'm the only insurance agent that can take your 'TSE' and cover it. *picks up and pockets knife*
-mental breaking point 23/100-

[Gifted]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE! wHAT DO YOU DO, FOLLOW ME HOME?
*sees fire ant hill* Hm... well then.... *pushes James into fire ant hill*

[Sparrow]

James: *is hit by a flying Doom* x.x *gets up* Why me? No one else notices all this stuff.
-mental breaking point 30/150-

[Sparrow]

James: *is pushed into anthill* Gha! *is allergic to ant bites*
*rushed to hospital, now in a hospital bed with IV*
-mental breaking point 70/150-

[Gifted]

*uses epic ninja/assassin skills to get onto the window ledge and in through the window* *leans over him* Hi. *is gone so fast he might think he's hallucinating*

[Doom]

Eris walks in, giggles, and leaves a bouquet of flowers on James's chest. She leaves, and the flowers suddenly morph into snakes. "Oh, how I love discord...." Eris whispers as she skips down the hall.

[Sparrow]

James: o.o Great now I'm hallucinating... -+10 points- *cringes when the girl comes in* ... *notices the snakes* D8 Crud! *jumps out of bed, is chased by hospital staff, hides on the stairs*
-mental breaking point 100/150-

[Raven]

*slowly and precisely shatters all the windows, then floods the basement (crow get a new bedroom soon :3) and explodes Sparrow's ovens.. all of them.. then sets a pipe bomb in the main room* JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMESSSSSSSS 83

[Gifted]

*runs in again* Hiiiiiiiiiiii! Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? *diossappears again*

[Dimentio]

Jaaaaaames. Oh Jaaaaaaaaaames.

The voice floated on wings, fluttering to and fro.

Poor James. Little James. Sooo tired, and yet, the work never ends, does it?

The voice was soft, and pleasing on the surface. Yet beneath hid a tone of madness and glee. It surrounded James, all encompassing, closing in on him.

So very frustrating, these fools, always pestering, always looking for news ways to haunt and torment you, hm? Poor poor James...

Here? There? Wither thou comest that strange and perplexing voice? None could tell. Innocuous and yet...chilling all the same.

Why do you do it? Day in, day out? All those hours...it can't be good for one's own health. Aha ha ha ha...

[Sparrow]

James: *senses TSE is trashed* x.x *notices Gifted* D: I'm going crazy, .....AGAIN! *headwall* *Dime shows up* ....o.o who... whos there? It's the voices isn't it? ;.;
-mental breaking point 145/150-

[Gifted]

*creeps into James's room before he notices* *pops up beside the bed* RAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR. *pokes him in the eye with a pencil* Bye-bye! *is gone again*

[Dimentio]

Aha ha ha ha ha! Oh James, surely you jest! You couldn't possibly forget me, could you?

The voice laughed again, laughing louder.

Oh look! You did! You did forget! And here I thought it was your job to know everyone! AHA HA HA HA HA HA!

Louder, louder, louder still, ringing in Jame's ears. It was everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

Face it James, you're a failure. You can't even keep this dump in running shape. You let little pests get to you day in, day out. You shouldn't have to deal with this. Not you, nooo.

The laughter grew once more. It was maddening! It reverberated off every surface, encompassing the complex in it's mad song.

But it's not all your fault now is it? Noooo. Poor, sweet, innocent James. Why must they torture you so? All they do is make you froth with anger!

Perhaps...you should expand your list of things to...clean up. Aha ha ha~

Silence.





















Eliminate them.