Pester James

[Sparrow]

Who is James?:
James is TSE’s insurance agent. He’s the one who fixes up TSE every time we trash it. He has had two mental breakdowns so far.

Name of the game:
Pester James, simple as that. Do whatever you can to bother him. One post allowed at a time, don’t post again unless you run out of text or someone else posts.

Why?: Because it’s fun.

What is the goal of this game?:
Drive him mad. That’s right, push him until his mental wire snaps and he goes insane. Each time you do this you will earn “Insanity points”.

What decides this? Points I mean?: This will be decided by how annoying what you and others do is. Once the ‘Mental breaking point’ is capped he will go insane. When he goes insane one of the five previous posters –excluding himself- will be targeted. This is who the mental meltdown will be aimed at. Mental meltdown is what will earn you ‘Drove James insane X times’. All others depending on random terms will earn ‘Insanity points’.

What do I do with these points?: Nothing, save for your name and score being in the point counter post. “Times driven insane will also be posted.

So lets see who can drive him to insanity the fastest.

[Sparrow]

POINTS:

Gifted: Drove James insane 1 time - Insanity points - 10

Doom: Insanity points - 10

Dime: Drove James insane 1 time- Insanity points - 7

Raven: Insanity points - 3

Romanov: Drove James insane 1 time - Insanity points - 1

[Sparrow]

James: *is sitting in his office typing reports*

[Gifted]

*nudges Sparrow* Some help please?
Sparrow: *turns to dragon form and does super high gravity attack, crushing TSE*
Gifted: *calls James* Um... I think we may need a little help here...?

[Sparrow]

James: *on phone* *Long drawn out sigh* Fine. I'll be right there.
-some time later-
*gets out of car* ..... *twitch* *twitch*

-Mental breaking point: 47/100-

[Gifted]

Sorry, we caused a bit more damage that usual... *stiffles laughter*

[Sparrow]

James: .... *deep breathes to contain rage like the therapists told him* Yes.... Yes you did. *fixes TSE*

-Mental breaking point 49/100-

[Doom]

Into the office of James pranced a bright-eyed little girl with a smile that glisten and rosy cheeks that made hearts melt. This adorable little child is infamous for crushing sanity and destroying stability. She is known as Little Eris.

She skipped up to the desk of James and proclaimed, "Hi Mista Cwazy! What awh you up to?" She asked in her childish little tone, flinging the contents of her juice box asunder and onto his workspace. "Oopsie!" cooed Little Eris, as the foul chaotic liquid burned through everything it touched, from important looking paperwork to the CPU that ran James's computer. "Sawwy, Mista Cwazy," Little Eris said as she climbed onto James's lap and faced him. "I didn't meeean too-" She paused, gasped, then released a great sneeze at him, seeming to aim at his face. "Oopsie....hopefuwy, you don't mind gewms, Mista Cwazy! I weely am sawwy.....Bye now!" She hopped over the desk and trotted out the room. Eris had unreal capacity for discord, but she genuinely didn't try that hard to pester James.

Eris, the sick creation of Doom, has struck!

[Gifted]

I think we might have damaged the apartment next door too... that's covered right?

[Sparrow]

-in order of Gifted then Doom-

James: x.x Y-yes...
-mental breaking point 67/100-

-back at office-
James: .... o.o -extream germ-a-phobe-
-mental breaking point 89/100-

[Gifted]

Oh good... now we've just got two catch the two evil versions of ourselves running around and send them back to their world... *only saying this because I know James will hate the thought of two us's*

[Doom]

From absolute nothing, Eris arrived once more. Jumping in front of James, she screamed, "Mista Cwazy! I jus watched this show, with this short guy, and his little bwother died, and they twied to bwing their mommy back, and, and...uh.....I learned how to do this!" She snapped her fingers, and James's car exploded in a burst of flame, pieces flying everywhere. "Oh, oopsie....well, see you later, Mista Cwazy!"

[Sparrow]

James: Two of you are running around!? I mean.... You do that...
-mental breaking point 99/100-

*car explodes*
James: Aw it was rental. o.o
-Mental breaking point 100/100-
*random generator used*

James: D< *targets Gifted* *sets her house on fire before going to the asylum*

-weeks later-

James: *is at the park*

[Gifted]

*comes to him* HOW did you figure out where my house was? It was under another name and everything! *shoves into water fountain*

[Sparrow]

James: I know who everyone is Gifted. *stands and wrings out jacket*It's my job.

-mental breaking point 20/150-