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Post by Raven on Jun 10, 2010 12:30:40 GMT -5
Fox: what day can you go to lagoon?
Raven: June 24 that's the only day
Fox: ok, I was thinking to get together with Diz and maybe Amber
Raven: I'll be there that day for sure... unless I'm hospitalized or dead...
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Post by Raven on Jun 11, 2010 12:32:36 GMT -5
Fox: knock knock
Raven: Knock?
Fox: you're supposed to say "who's there?"
Raven: okay, who's there?
Fox: cantaloupe
Raven: I'm sorry, but I don't know you and I don't talk to strangers
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Fox: "cantaloupe who?" "cantaloupe with you, I'm straight"
Raven: it's not that funny and besides, I'm more straight than you are
Fox: how so?
Raven: you have no sexual preference except that it doesn't happen
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Gifted
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wtf this looks so vanilla now :(
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Post by Gifted on Jun 12, 2010 23:38:46 GMT -5
"Are you two going to give a kabob of infected animals to the elder? XD" -Fox, June 12th, 2010 |
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Post by Sar on Jun 13, 2010 14:04:32 GMT -5
"Your favorite Detective and favorite serial killer"
PS: Sherlock Holmes and Charles Manson?
Sar: I think they mean L and Light
-June 13, 2010 Ps's house
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Post by Raven on Jun 16, 2010 21:52:14 GMT -5
((Wrong. Sar. BB and L.
BB AND L!!!!))
Raven: me and Fox were comparing our breasts to fruit
Mitch: oh yeah? and what were yours?
Raven: she said they were cherries D= they're bigger than that
Mitch: what would you say, then
Raven: half peaches
Mitch: I like peaches
Raven: *facepalm*
Gpa: that door is broken
Raven: no, grandpa, it was a manual door
Gpa: so why did the other one open?
Raven: because that one was automatic
Gpa: *clearly doesn't get it*
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wtf this looks so vanilla now :(
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Post by Gifted on Jun 18, 2010 17:49:23 GMT -5
Me: "Rhodesia, if you're sure..." *tosses sweater* Mitchel: "Why don't you just wear your sweater?" Me: "Because I'm Hot. In more ways than one. |D" -June 18th, waiting to get on a roller coaster |
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Post by Raven on Jun 21, 2010 20:23:19 GMT -5
Amy (Rave's aunt): *walks into the room where Raven, Raven's step mom, and Raven's gpa are talking* (not asking anyone in particular) do you know anything about autism?
Liliane (Rave's stepmom): *in her epic English accent* not much, why are you asking?
Amy: oh, I was just wondering... I think Andrew's (that's my dad) autistic because I'd heard that people who had autism often became obsessed with a single object... he's pretty obsessed with his phone
Liliane: sounds about right
Raven: uhh... aren't autistic people incapable of taking care of themselves?
Amy: he's definitely autistic
Liliane: yup
((ahh, my family is so wonderful XD))
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wtf this looks so vanilla now :(
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Post by Gifted on Jun 22, 2010 18:58:41 GMT -5
"OMG evil puppy." "it must have been raised by diz," -Sparrow and Gifted, June 22nd,2010 |
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Post by FoxTrott on Jun 25, 2010 22:57:22 GMT -5
Crow and Rave are being pervs. "i just got back from a spiritual expirience, and i was going to try to be less perverted, so i could be worthy to stand in my Heavenly fathers presence but NOW that is going to be a little difficult" -- Poor Sum-chan. |
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Post by Raven on Jun 30, 2010 20:52:19 GMT -5
Raven: (texting Crow) I think we should make two lists of movies for our kids... "must watch" and "never watch" we'll buy the "must watch" and not let them watch the "never watch"
Crow: porn goes on the first one, right? jk
Raven: *facepalm*
Crow: Tim Burton on the first one
Raven: yes, and princess movies on the second
Crow: Hope, quit watching that princess movie and come watch Sweeny Todd!
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Post by Raven on Jul 8, 2010 2:09:32 GMT -5
Raven: (texting Crow again) I can so imagine "hope: daaaddy, what are you doing to mom???"
Crow: um... giving her a massage?
Hope: can I get Kenny to give me a massage?
Crow: no, this is a mommy and daddy massage... I'll give you $20 if you forget you saw anything...
Hope: Okay! *takes the $20 and runs off* KENNY! I'LL GIVE YOU $20 IF YOU GIVE ME A MASSAGE!
Raven: *facepalm* I am not letting our children spend more than a few seconds alone
Raven: either us, Gifted, or Summer will be with them at all times
Rach would give them porn
Fox would teach them to draw porn
Sar would teach them to BE porn
and Diz would do all three...
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wtf this looks so vanilla now :(
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Post by Gifted on Jul 10, 2010 14:46:01 GMT -5
"*feels warm and fuzzy inside* no there is no animal in there," -Crow, July 10, 2010 "So what should I put in my lower basement? *sims 3 mansion*" "A mad scientist labratory" "I don't think I can Gifted," "or a lair for an evil abducting/murdering phsychopath," "Why does Diz get a room?" -I take the comment I made awhile ago back, THIS is offically the most win comment ever made.
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Post by Diz on Jul 11, 2010 3:18:15 GMT -5
((A bee had been following me around earlier and my mother was telling me how he was my husband from a past life. She was pretending to be the bee.)) "Noooooo Katherine! Wait! I love youuuuuuu *splat* And now, he comes back as a frog in his next life. "
My Mother-7/9/10
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Post by Raven on Jul 11, 2010 3:33:50 GMT -5
((talking about how Australians do the dates differently))
Raven: Rachel, we're the USA
EVERYTHING WE DO IS MESSED UP!
Diz: like setting ants on fire!
Raven: creating Diz!
Rachel: I've always wanted to do that
set ants on fire, I mean
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Post by Raven on Jul 14, 2010 12:56:12 GMT -5
I love my gpa... we started off talking about how I liked school last year... in the end, I got a long conversation on how the world is round because it wants to hold itself together XD
Raven: it's ~magical~ Charlie!
Gpa: is Charlie your boyfriend?
Raven: *facepalm* no
Gpa: and you're calling him magical
Raven: *sigh*
Gpa: *imitating Raven* ooh do that again, Charlie, it was ~magical~
Raven: *has a horrible mental image*
Gma: if you get too hot when you have a fever already, you'll have brain damage! (at my sis)
Raven: too late
(next day)
Raven: LIA TAKE MY JACKET OFF! Gma said you'd get brain damage!
Gpa: too late
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