Quote Thread!

[Gifted]

"*chokes*"
"ha ha, you choked on a chocolate chip,"
"hey, no laughing at my pain!"
"That's like, my hobby!"

-Isn't my mom the greatest?
May 24th, 2010

[Dokeshi]

Dizofosaka: so.....who sinz?
Crowborn: I think you do Diz *referring to typo*
Dizofosaka: oh yeah
Dizofosaka: wait......
Dizofosaka: but unless proven guilty in a court of law I'm not responsible for my own actions!!!!
Dizofosaka: well, most of them
Dizofosaka: some of them
Dizofosaka: the ones I don't want to be responsible for

[FoxTrott]

Tyler: I did it in the doctor's office.
Me: owo; Did what in the doctor's office?
Tyler: My sister.
Me: ....
Tyler: ... Wait! That's not what I meant!

[Raven]

(At lunch at school)
Josh: *singing* I gotta get that boom boom boom~
Kennedy: TRISTAN, STOP IT!

(I've been trying all day to remeber that I was gonna post this... when I did...)
Raven: *glomps Crow*
Crow: *catches and cuddles*
Raven: (just remembered) OH YEAH!

*facepalm*

[Raven]

Crow: (out of the blue, no warning) mine is 5 feet high, 5 feet wide, and 60 feet long
Diz: your WHAT Crow?
Crow: it's also made of acid
Diz: .......Raven
I have one word for you
CONDOMS
USE THEM
((that's 3 words, Diz))
Crow: dnd breathe weapon
Diz: still use them

LSHMSFOAIDMT / ROFLMAO!!!

[Raven]

Raven@Fox's avvie: BATMAN
EATS
NACHOS
SHIT!
DX
<--- Nacho
Crow: BATMAN, SHE'S MINE!
Raven: yeah! NACHOS BATMON!
*BATMAN
Crow: batmon... holy haberdashery batman you turned into a digimon!


.... o and a are across the keyboard....

[Gifted]

"why are the birds the only ones who knew?"
"you know that phrase "a little birdy told me.""

-Pure and epic win for diz and a fair enough awnser to Crows question.
June 1st, 2010

[Raven]

((At Fox's party))
Fox: I am NOT stripping to Raven Simone

~

((Playing strip poker with a whole bunch of clothes))
Raven: I bet my pants!
Fox, Summer, Amber: O.o;
Raven: *takes off the pants I tied around my leg*

~

Fox: I HEARD MORE STRIP POKER
Amber: I said stripperfull, there's a difference!

~

Summer: *judging when we were pretending to be strippers and not really taking anything off* you're ALL good strippers

~

Amber: NO! I don't want to get molested by a polypocket dress!

~

Raven: so far in our improv story, Crow is a prostitute and he likes to do inappropriate things with my boyfriend, Sam, and my lover who I cheat on Sam with, Bob... wonderful... and we started with the topic "I left my cell phone upstairs"...

[Raven]

((Playing catch phrase))
Fox: it's a game with a thing on a stick!
Raven&Summer: XD
Fox: *facepalm* capture the flag....

Fox: with a net and you play with black and white balls
Raven&Summer: XD
Fox: .... soccer....

[Raven]

Fox: if pro is the opposite of con, then progress is the opposite of....
Summer: ....?
Raven: *not paying attention*
Fox: CONGRESS!
Summer: *repeats that*
Raven: XD that's like my favie oxymoron... government intelligence

[Dokeshi]

( Did you know Crow is naturally blond? earlier at Red Robin )
Mom: or we could just eat at the air port
Crow: Yea but air...air...*a few minutes later* Air station food is more expensive.
Mom: *laughing* you mean airport
Crow: ...yes.....
Mom: Had a blond moment did you?

[FoxTrott]

(( again, while playing catch phrase)

Fox: Wolverine! Storm! Cyclops!
Sum: Superheroes?
Fox: No! Wolverine, Storm, Cyclops, Gambit!
Sum: ... Fantastic Four!
Fox: -headfloor- NO! That's Sue Storm, Reed Richards, Sue's brother, and Ben Grimm!
Sum: Fantabulous Four?
-catch phrase beeps-
Fox: ... X-MEN! -headfloor-

[Raven]

toodles (12:11:03 AM): www.daydreamanime.com/chat/Hey come join us, We'll enjoy you :-)
ravenxisxhere (12:12:02 AM): I don't join people who say "we'll enjoy you" it makes me sound like a prostitute

[Gifted]

"Wait
is Kira gonna get killed so she can collect life inssurance?"

-Crow, June 8th, 2010

[FoxTrott]

Crow: I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE AND IM NOT GAY!
. . .
*pouts and sucks Raven-chan
. . .
's neck*