Quote Thread!

[Raven]

((Talking about Fox's younger sister's 'hooker with a plastic knife' gettup))

Raven: *so does not approve of Lindsay wearing that though*
Fox: -does not approve either-
Summer: uh yeah...i don't approve of her either
Raven: if she's gonna have the knife, it has to be real |D

I'm gonna be a great parent XD

[Raven]

Raven: wow doncha just love my gpa
he tells me to dip my hands in ink
then tells me to pour bleach on them to get it off...
I could FEEL my brain cells dying!!!
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Raven: AND MY FINGER IS STILL BLACK DDDDDXXXXX
Sar: that's racist
Raven: my sister is black
I find that offensive
Fox: you find it offensive that your sister is black?
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Raven: XDDDDD ROFL I smelllll BLLLLEEEEACH
bleach turns things white
it's racist
therefore, I smell like racism |D
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Fox: -sniff- I smell like politics
Raven: how so?
Fox: tourettes... tics... and poly means many
Not to mention I enjoy political satire |D

oh the fun we have with bleach |3

[FoxTrott]

Youri (kid in Spanish): Hey, can I switch groups?
Spanish Teacher: Why? Is your group not good enough for you?
Youri: Well, y'see, these guys are in a threesome, and I'd like to join...

Oh, Spanish class. We never learn Spanish, but we sure get a lot of laughs.

[FoxTrott]

English Teacher: I didn't even know the kid; I just grabbed him and started threatening him. -beat- It was fun! |DD

[Sar]

Sad, nothing funny happened for me to post here...

[Gifted]

|“we have TWO autistic kids”|
“I'm related to THREE autistic kids
goes to show I've a reason for being retarded”

-Wow, Raven, just wow.
May 14th, 2010
|Gifted|

[FoxTrott]

Diz: I TOOK A GOOD FB PIC!!!! www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/spermcell.html
wait
no

[Sar]

Because we all know that Diz looks like sperm.

[Gifted]

"I'm leaving my sunroof open. Let's see anyone try to steal from me. I'll chop their balls off,"
"What if it's a girl?"
"Then I'll chop off their left tit, I dunno,"

-Mom just....*facepalm*
May 15th, 2010

"Thats a good ass breaker
I mean ice breaker"

-My dad has weird friends...
May 15th, 2010

[Raven]

Raven: *Walks into math* I'm not dead!
Wait....
I meant I'm not late! X3
((this is because I'm always late to math, which is first period because I sit out in the hall and role play until the bell rings))

[FoxTrott]

Me: You can see the constipation on my face.

... Wait, I mean concentration.

[Raven]

Fox: -multiplies- :3
Raven: lol are you asexual now?
Fox: yup
Raven *opens a new window and sets my name as Craven*
I'm not! |D
Crow: so if ur not asexual how are you multiplying? *suggestive smile*

Exactly, Crow x3

[Rachel]

Zane: *talking to Rachel* You're giant.
Rachel: Uh... what?
Zane: You're really big.
Rachel: I think that we established that with all of those Facebook 'Tag My Pals' things...
Anyway, that's what she said.
Zane: But I'm a booooy~!
- May 18th (or 17th, for those of you in the northern hemisphere), 2010
In Japanese

(Talking about school excursions in Japan and what the advantages and disadvantages of having students pick where they're going are)
Lachlan: The teachers could have really bad taste... [in picking where to take the kids]
Zane: If they're old, they have even worse taste! That's why the eat mashed potato and brussel sprouts.
- May 18th (or 17th again), 2010
In Japanese again

[Gifted]

"I get it that you can catch more honey with flies than with viniger. I just have one question.
Who the heck wants to catch flies?

Wait... *facepalm*"

-I am sooo out of it...
May 18th, 2010

[Gifted]

"anyone ever notice that "studying" is student and dying put together?"

-That is offically the most win comment ever made.
Raven, May 22nd, 2010

"Everything has a meaning.
Except for clowns. I mean, seriously, what the hell?"

-I think Ravens on a roll today...
May 22nd, 2010