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Post by FoxTrott on Feb 28, 2011 21:16:59 GMT -5
Holly: YOUR FACE IS A FLOOR SKITTLE.
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Random Kid: Whoa, did you get a hair cut, Fox?
Fox: -sarcastically- Nooo!
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Another Kid: Did you get a hair cut?
Fox: No, I absorbed the hair back into my scalp.
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Yet Another: Did you get a hair cut?
Fox: Not just a hair cut, many hairs cut.
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Post by Sparrow on Mar 2, 2011 2:15:26 GMT -5
My -30 year old- brother walks into the room, he pauses and has a serious expression.
“Do you hear that?” he whispers.
I stop typing to listen carefully, hearing only the rev of the computer I reply,
“What the computer?”
“No... Not that... Listen.”
I listen again, hearing the wind outside.
“I think it’s the computer or the wind.”
He kneels down to my level looking unnerved out the window.
“No... It’s.... It’s.....”
Suddenly he shouts,
“KOOTENAI~!!!!!”
After shouting the name of a county near us he quickly flees the room. I just sit at the keyboard, glad that seemingly everyone in my family is insane on nearly equal levels.
Side note: I love my brother. XD Kootennai is now his catchphrase....
The ferret climbed up to my shoulder. Then climbed onto my head and laid there while I was typing for WD. X3
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Post by FoxTrott on Mar 2, 2011 18:30:00 GMT -5
Holly: LUKE. HERE. IS. YOUR. ABACUS.
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Fox: Time traveling shotaaaa~!
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Katie: Oh, Fox, you distrubed Gina.
Gina: I must say, that picture was kind of disturbing.
Fox: Which picture? I've many.
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Post by FoxTrott on Mar 3, 2011 22:29:36 GMT -5
Zedek: Fox is barely talking...
That can only mean one thing...
Suki: that's because she's linearting your junk, kaito
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Post by FoxTrott on Mar 5, 2011 16:19:36 GMT -5
Little Sister: Fooooxx!
Me: -takes off headphones- What?
Little Sister: My friend wants to see your hair cut!
Me: All right... >>
-both stare at me, then go back downstairs-
Friend: -whispers- She does look like a boy!
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Post by Raven on Mar 5, 2011 23:45:01 GMT -5
Fox: Whenever I feel like I can't do anything, I remind myself that I was the fastest sperm
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Post by FoxTrott on Mar 21, 2011 11:02:16 GMT -5
-argueargueargue-
Me: I'm going to classify everything I blow into as a wind instrument.
Linz: You blow into Cheeky, so she's a wind instrument!
Me: . . .
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Post by Sparrow on Mar 23, 2011 18:47:12 GMT -5
*The fridge breaks down*
Mom: Fridge I am disappoint... YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Me: .... *XD*
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Post by Sparrow on Mar 25, 2011 22:16:40 GMT -5
(Something weird that happened today)
I was putting dishes away, and came across a glass pan. As soon as I touched it I thought,
“This is going to break.”
I didn’t know why I thought that, so I picked it up and looked it over.
It was normal, perfectly fine like always. Then the same thought came to my mind without me meaning it too,
“This is going to break.”
A little freaked out at the thought I carefully put it back and set it between the other glass pans. After it was put away I was like,
“Cool I was wrong.”
Several hours passed, about eight hours.
My mom was putting things away after dinner, then I hear *CRASH*. My reaction is, “o.o What happened?”
My mom looks up to me from the bottom cupboard and says,
“Oh this glass pan broke when I was putting the others away.”
It was the same pan I thought was going to break earlier.... Only it broke eight hours later.
o.o
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Post by FoxTrott on Mar 26, 2011 20:55:17 GMT -5
Katie: Starving children in Palestine would love that for dinner. Instead, they get terrorism.
Me: Mommy, I don't want terrorism for dinner! Can't we have genocide?
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Post by Diz on Apr 9, 2011 22:46:40 GMT -5
*me and mom are at the bookstore, she's looking at cookbooks*
Mom: hm, this one has some good ones..*sets aside*
this one is pretty good too....*sets aside*
....dosen't have pictures. *puts back*
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Post by Sar on Apr 10, 2011 15:31:18 GMT -5
Sar: Why are the white ipads more expensive than the black ones?
Sean: Because they are made a porcelain, and whale babies.
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Post by Sparrow on Apr 10, 2011 20:45:34 GMT -5
Brother: Hey mom, there's still spaghetti sauce left over in the pan, and noodles. Should we save them? I don't want them.
Mom: Oh yes save them, someone will eat them. *looks to me* You like food right?
Me: ... I like food 'right'?
Brother: *laughs*
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Post by Sparrow on Apr 12, 2011 22:11:16 GMT -5
Ericken made a face similar to "D:" when the Reaper noticed the mouse, thinking it was going to kill the poor thing. He gave a relieved sigh when it only dropped it in the jar. Ericken made a mental note to release the mouse before he left. He looked at the Raper, and shifted uncomfortably.
Fox~ WIN typo in WD
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Post by Raven on Apr 13, 2011 22:39:54 GMT -5
Me: I didn't DO my book, I READ it
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